Oktoberfest night was soo awful it was almost comical. Basically learning that Andrea and Marilyn were not coming put me in a terribly foul state of mind and I already had a couple cocktails so I was ANGRY drunk Lisa, who pretty much becomes the biggest a-hole. We get to coyotes and wait in line for about 1 hour and twenty minutes, during this hour and twenty minutes Megan learned how to play random requests on the accordion, including the Star Wars theme, Susan realized that not even her VIP status could get us in, and Megan and I had a huge fight. So when I was finally let in all huffy and shivering from wearing no jacket and being confrontational I was REALLY not impressed when the ugly girl at the door grabbed my arm because I walked by without getting a stamp. I guess having a stamp was more important than allowing people with tickets inside. So I gave her the same look I gave the girl that knocked my Baba's sunglasses off my head right before I kicked her in the spine. we learned very quickly that this was pretty much a $10 cover night out at coyotes, but they had a tent set up where they were selling HALF a pint of beer for $3.50. I was drunk, but common sense told me that was just down right retarded.
A shout out was given to the "umpapa girls" on the catwalk, Susan the accordion, Megan the cowbell, and I the glow in the dark recorder. We realized that not just anyone is allowed on the catwalk when some poor male was quite literally thrown off by security. When Megan asked why, the security guy said it was because he was a guy and that was the rules. Megan responded with "If this was the 50's would Black people not be allowed on as well" and he responded with "probably". We also made fun of the Bartender's crossword puzzles that were within easy reach. The Security guy became very defensive about this saying "What would you do if you had nothing to do for three hours?" megan said " I would read or learn a skilled trade".
Now one of the biggest misconceptions about girls who like to wear ridiculous sunglasses and play silly instruments is that they are very easy going and would almost appreciate random people playing their instruments and wearing their sunglasses. But you see I am a mean girl and do not care for people who try to steal, wear, play or try to purchase my fun, because they can damn right find their own.
Now with all of this fun we were having, Megan playing requests and such, no one was really watching Susan closely. The only thing I really remember about Susan's state of being was when Megan would ask her what happened to the beer that she purchased the same time that megan purchased her beer that she had no more than one quarter drank Susan responded, "Oh i finished that." that was her response when Megan asked her several times throughout the night and I thought nothing of this...
We exited to the parking lot where Megan brought her beer with her and we soon realized how drunk Susan was for she left her younger sister's very expensive jacket that the younger sister has not had much chance to wear, in the coat check without a ticket. We went back inside, Megan amused herself by directing the drunk kids outside "you are not drunk enough, you are too greasy and drunk, you should not leave with her, etc". The security than said "Hey you can't have that beer here" she responded, "But i've already been outside and come back in with it."
Meanwhile the younger sister had a very easy time pointing out her jacket out of the other four that were in coat check to the ugly girl that grabbed her arm at the beginning of the night. The two girls did not care for each other. the younger sister explained that her drunk older sister was wearing her jacket and lost the ticket and could understand that people must lose their tickets all the time. The ugly girl responded "We can't give you your jacket without a ticket" kinda of cheeky, so the younger sister responded "so Coyotes owns my jacket now" also kinda cheeky. The ugly girl told me I would have to wait until everyone left. I said that was fine and I would wait, so we stood staring at each other, which was more awkward for them because as you can imagine they were not busy with four jackets and all. At that moment drunk Susan came barging in talking very loudly basically pointing out the jacket and yelling descriptive words about it. I think the other girl at the coat check sympathized that i had to deal with this loud drunk girl and at that moment Susan discovered her ticket.
Now the best part of the night has not occurred, I found a crappy plastic bag in the parking lot, just in case Susan had to throw up in the cab ride home,but I discovered it had something brown and questionable in it so i threw it away, then we caught a cab and I was left with no choice but to take the Safeway bag with something brown in it. Susan threw up in the bag, on the bag, on her jeans, in her hair, and of course all over her younger sister's expensive jacket. Megan and I pretty much ignored this occurrence, but once in a while I would look towards her and make a very disapproving Lucille face and say, "all over my jacket."
The night continues with Susan lying down on our front sidewalk, Susan saying her legs don't work, Lisa changing Susan's barfy clothes and then hahahaha Susan falling down in the upstairs hallway. My laughter woke up Richard and Maxine and they came into the hallway to Susan lying face down in the carpet. They asked if she was alright and i said all giggly "she is not 100%" and then they both just turned back into their room. this was the exact response Maxine gave me when i was drunk and tripped over the dogs rope spilling the tray of jello shooters, simply just turning the other way.